Time for an introduction, yes?

Why hello there random person that was nice enough to click on my blog, its nice to finally meet you (: Well.. sorta.
My name is Shelby, but enough with the obvious. I bet you're wondering what you're doing here, and better yet, why you are here. Give me a minute or two.. or seven, and I will tell you.
This here is my blog. But it is not just an ordinary blog, it is a place where I will document my journey to becoming an author. I know you're probably thinking, "Why would I want to read about someone writing a book?" or "Why does think chick think she knows what I'm thinking?" Either or, you're more than likely going to think this is going to be extremely boring. But HA HA, you will be stood corrected. (I feel as if I wrote that wrong. *shrugs* who cares :P) cause this will be an amazingly, funny/awesome/boss blog! FEEL THAT ENTHUSIASM! :D
Now, I should really get to introducing myself, that way you can connect with me as a person and not just some random internet creep. Heehee. Anywhore, let's begin.

Again, the name's Shelby, I'm 21 years young, I have two little sisters and a little brother, and an older sister and brother. My parents aren't together, haven't been for a long ass time; in fact, my father is dead.. a subject I really dont feel like talking about. It's still kinda sensitive for me. Continuing on, I work two jobs, have no car, and still live with my mother. Whoo! I have only a few friends, the rest is who I consider family. Everyone else can kiss my ass, SAWN. I love music, and wanted to be a singer at one time, but that industry is too fucked for me. Kudos to those that love it and survive in it, and gold stars to those that succeed in it. I'm proud of you. Shit, getting of track. Damn ADD, anyways... Um... hmm, what else to say? I'm a Taurus, I like anything spicy and delicious. Not partial to sweets. Pretty things capture my vain attention. I love stargazer lilies, they're so pretty. Jesus.. I can feel my brain melt and I'm the one writing this. Gah!

Alright... interesting shit. *thinks* Okay!
- Once I drifted in a van.
- I have a lazy eye, so when I go cross-eyed, one eye stares back at you.
- I clipped a ditch and flipped my car twice, while not wearing a seatbelt, and crawled out that bitch through a window. Imma survivior!
- I can make a badass Chicken Alfredo. Yum.
Ehhh... I'll probably think of more stuff later. My brain is mush. Too much watching of the youtube videos. Loll.
Okay, enough of the random shit. I really gotta get this writing shit done if I want to get published sometime in this decade.

Ttyl <3